Monday, November 3, 2008

More Proof UK Run by the Stupids #2

Hey, guess what. The council of the city of Oxford (where the university is) just decided that it was a good idea to ban Christmas! Why? To be more fucking "inclusive", that's why. And a Merry "Winter Lights Festival" whatever to you too, good lords of Oxford. May shit forever taste like sausage in your mouths.


"Who would have thought that a city of academics would be so gullible? Ha ha!"

The funny part is, the people they sought to "include" are all up in arms. Muslims and Jews, along with Christians, have protested the exclusion of Christmas. Apparently, these guys have nothing in their traditions that would recognize a "Winter Lights Festival", so all the "inclusion" ends up excluding everybody. One would wager that those born in countries with no winter would also be protesting their exclusion.

This thing is so stupid only people exposed to Oxford, Cambridge and all the glories of higher education would buy it. After all, Oxford city is home to the university that employs this guy:


Surprise, God-fag!

Here is Oxford's Richard "If-I-were-dyslexic-I'd-hate-Dog-too" Dawkins wondering why the rest of the world thinks he and his coterie of academically inbred atheists are bat-shit insane. (Or as they put it, "shrill and strident".)  I wonder if he's ever looked into a mirror before. Don't worry, Richard. We're not that into you. You can keep your last words to yourself. Oh, by the way:


God to Oxford

Only in Oxford. Only in the UK.

PS

If my sister Abby ever sees this: How does Oxford taste like now?


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