Dictionary Entries

  Asshole: {as.hohl}

  -noun Vulgar.

 1. Anus.
 2. This guy.
 3. Slang
     a. a stupid, mean, or contemptible person.
     b. the worst part of a place or thing.
 
 -adjective

                                         4. Slang. stupid, mean, or contemptible.
                                                           

Bonus Definition:

Secular Humanism: {sek-yu-lar . hyoo-man-isum}

-noun
1. Any set of beliefs that promotes human values without specific allusion to religious  doctrines.

2. The asshole's religion. [see entry "asshole"]