Maybe we can make these seals Canadian citizens...except that would mean aborting them would be legal.
Maybe we really should send all of our nurses, domestic helpers and other OFW's to Canada. That way, once the native population collapses under the weight of its own collective myopia, we can annex our first ever trans-oceanic colony!
Trans-oceanic colony, that sounds very Broo-tall...
ReplyDeleteEver heard of that seal they supposedly rescued from poachers in Norway? They rehabilitated it for months before releasing it to the Arctic sea in a huge ceremony.
ReplyDeleteApproximately 10 seconds later, a killer whale emerged from the icy waters and ate the seal. LOL!
The whale probably violated several international statutes. Circle of life.
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