Friday, March 27, 2009

Leave the Lights On, Kill a Hippie Instead

Unless you've been living under a rock lately, I'm sure you've heard of the latest new gimmick of the worldwide religion of climate change. It's called "Earth Hour", and that hour is supposed to be tonight, wherein we walking disasters to the environment turn the lights out for a full hour in repentance for our existence.

Unless the dimwits at Meralco involuntarily thrust "Earth Hour" upon all of us in Manila, my lights are staying on. It will be my own way of saying "fuck you all" to the morons who actually believe that this stupid stunt and what it symbolizes matters.


Join a revolution led by "nature's loser"? Get lost, and take your Coldplay CD with you!

The recent spate of record levels of cold weather has already forced the global warming muftis to undergo a euphemism lobotomy and change the term to "climate change". This reflects a growing amount of skepticism against the movement. There are many reasons for that, with the most compelling two being that man has little to no role in the changes in the climate, and that the climate may not have changed all that much. The "science" just isn't there. Furthermore, the suggested solutions are so anti-human (especially impoverished humans) that one wonders how sane people could have come up with them. Carbon emission limits on factories that make basic supplies? People with money first!

Besides, if these people are really serious about limiting "carbon footprints", I'm sure summarily executing a roomful of environmental activists (aka hippies) will do more to reduce energy consumption than a stupid gimmick reserved for frat parties and awkward teen mixers.

I already spend an hour every weekend worshiping a God that actually gives a damn. I'm not going to spend another hour in a wasted religious exercise that doesn't even have a sensible point to it. Especially if said hour involves me fumbling in the dark.

1 comment:

  1. I'm still participating in Earth Hour. It's a drop in the bucket but I'm willing to give that drop if it'll do the slightest good. Though hippie genocide does sound interesting. hahaha.

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