Sunday, March 29, 2009

How Can He Be Racist? He's Chinese!

I find it funny that in the West, being non-white means that you can't be racist. Here in the East, such myopic conventional wisdom tends to get ground to dust. You don't have to be some poorly educated Southern redneck to casually introduce racist remarks into seemingly inane conversation pieces.

Case in point is this fine writer from Hong Kong. Supposedly one of his publication's best. this would-be satirist decided to pen a loving critique of his home government's hypocrisy in getting all huffy about Philippine activities in the Spratlys while ignoring far more substantial violations of national integrity by more powerful neighbors.

All well and good. However, in order to make his point more stark, he had to indulge in some racist put-downs to contrast the dumb-ass Filipino with the mighty Russian and the wily Japanese.

As a nation of servants, you don’t flex your muscles at your master, from whom you earn most of your bread and butter.

So, its the old racist trope of the Filipino as the world's glorified domestic helper.

Personally, I do not find myself that offended, only mystified as to how the writer could squander such an easy hit piece by throwing a few shit pies too many. The satire could have worked without the racial put-down of Filipino house keepers. And, if perchance the irony-impaired majority of Filipinos actually do read his piece, he'd better be prepared to either wash his own windows, or endure copious amounts of spit in his food. After all, you never, ever piss off the people who prepare your food, clean your clothes and watch over you at night. Has this guy never seen Fight Club?

That said, these slurs are not worth getting worked up over. However, the Chinese had better not howl "racism" whenever Pau Gasol makes chinky eyes with his Spanish teammates. After all, if I can shrug off a few meaningless (if counter-productive) racial slurs, surely most people can do the same. The world needs a lot less sensitivity. Hey, maybe we can make an hour out of that!


China: A Nation of Inherent Visual Impairment (See, I can do stupid too!)

Friday, March 27, 2009

Leave the Lights On, Kill a Hippie Instead

Unless you've been living under a rock lately, I'm sure you've heard of the latest new gimmick of the worldwide religion of climate change. It's called "Earth Hour", and that hour is supposed to be tonight, wherein we walking disasters to the environment turn the lights out for a full hour in repentance for our existence.

Unless the dimwits at Meralco involuntarily thrust "Earth Hour" upon all of us in Manila, my lights are staying on. It will be my own way of saying "fuck you all" to the morons who actually believe that this stupid stunt and what it symbolizes matters.


Join a revolution led by "nature's loser"? Get lost, and take your Coldplay CD with you!

The recent spate of record levels of cold weather has already forced the global warming muftis to undergo a euphemism lobotomy and change the term to "climate change". This reflects a growing amount of skepticism against the movement. There are many reasons for that, with the most compelling two being that man has little to no role in the changes in the climate, and that the climate may not have changed all that much. The "science" just isn't there. Furthermore, the suggested solutions are so anti-human (especially impoverished humans) that one wonders how sane people could have come up with them. Carbon emission limits on factories that make basic supplies? People with money first!

Besides, if these people are really serious about limiting "carbon footprints", I'm sure summarily executing a roomful of environmental activists (aka hippies) will do more to reduce energy consumption than a stupid gimmick reserved for frat parties and awkward teen mixers.

I already spend an hour every weekend worshiping a God that actually gives a damn. I'm not going to spend another hour in a wasted religious exercise that doesn't even have a sensible point to it. Especially if said hour involves me fumbling in the dark.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Daniel Hannan MEP: The devalued Prime Minister of a devalued Government




AKA how to issue a verbal beat-down on an incompetent leader efficiently and economically.

Filipino politicians take note: you do not need a 10-hour privilege speech's worth of emotional hysterics about ideals you barely believe in to be able to issue a scathing critique. Learn from the British. Learn from this guy.

Life Imitates Brain Fart Conversations

Joao, a good friend of mine, mentioned before his teaching demo that he wanted to refer to World War I, the inter-war period and World War II (covering a period from 1914-1945) collectively as the Second Thirty Years War.

Earlier tonight, I found this, written by the inimitable "Spengler" of the Asia Times. (I'm a big fan of his work.) To wit:

A red line connects the Thirty Years War of 1618-1648 to the Second Thirty Years War of 1914-1945. Whether the Puritans were right to conclude that Europe already had been lost for Christianity is a matter for historians to debate. But it is hard to imagine how Europe might have avoided the victory of communism or fascism were it not for the United States, now the only major nation in which Christianity remains at the center of public life.

Hehe, wanna ask for royalties, Joao?

BTW, the article, and the book being reviewed therein, are worth a look. Certainly made my night.


And To Further Prove My Paper's Point

Europeans Are Looking For a "New" Kind of Leader.

At each protest there is a different language, different details - but the same emotions.

Anger that politicians failed to see the financial crisis coming and failed to prevent it.

All the people I talk to perched on their tractors, waving their banners - done out in fancy dress that makes one point or another - are looking to their governments for solutions.

They expect men and women wiser than themselves to come up with answers, but feel those on offer are not up to the job.

They mourn the fact that there is no leader with a map, a compass and a purpose, who can offer some hope that there is a way out of the swamp.

Feels like 1930 all over again.

The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists, and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout, “save us!”…

- Alan Moore, Watchmen #01, 1986

The National Government will regard it as its first and foremost duty to revive in the nation the spirit of unity and co-operation. It will preserve and defend those basic principles on which our nation has been built.

- Adolf Hitler, Proclamation to the German Nation, February 1, 1933


The "New" Kind of Leader....

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

History of Ideas final paper...

Where I defend Plato's notion that democracy leads to slavery. Not my best work, but the grade was decent enough.

The Excess of Freedom – How Man Chooses Slavery

“Say then, my friend, In what manner does tyranny arise?—that it has a democratic origin is evident.”

- Plato, The Republic, Book VIII

In Book VIII of the Republic, Plato’s masterwork of government and justice, it is explained how types of government pass from one form to the other. Of particular interest for this paper is Plato’s diagnosis that a tyranny is the natural outcome of a democracy, due to the excesses of liberty that usually accompanies democratic rule.

States are a reflection of human nature. (Plato) So, each government is merely a reflection of the disposition of the people being governed. According to Plato, there are five kinds of State, which he had ordered according to what is caused by the other. Thus, he places as highest his own favored form of government, which was aristocracy or government by the best. From this height, the other types of government are products of the degeneration of the form that came before it. When aristocracy degenerates, it leads to a timocracy, or government of honor, as was the case in Sparta. This form, in turn, degenerates into oligarchy. Oligarchy degenerates into democracy. Democracy degenerates into tyranny.

A democracy, according to Plato, is born out of oligarchy. An oligarchy is a society dominated by a few rich elite. This kind of government creates tension between the few rich ruling elite and the larger class of the impoverished masses that they rule. Democracy is born when this tension snaps and the wealthy ruling class either withdraws from its position as ruling elite or is slaughtered by the victorious masses. (Plato)

How does democracy degenerate into tyranny? According to Plato, there exists in each state a person he likened to a “drone”, the male bee which produces no honey. These people are spendthrifts, but make no money themselves. They continually slake what Plato calls “unnecessary pleasures”, and it causes them to remain in the city even when they have sold off all their property. In a democracy, such people will be free to pursue anything. For a time, they may reform of their unnecessary pleasures, but in a democratic society they will either fall back into them or find new ones to haunt them, which will multiply for they do not know how to master the new desires. In time, he will pursue these new desires, and will consider all virtues to be equal. He can then live many kinds of lives, and will be emulated by the people around him. He is the culmination of the democratic man.

Democracy, thus, leads to excessive liberty. (Plato) The democratic man will find himself the equal of his superiors and elders, and will chafe at any hint of authority being held over him. When authority collapses, nobody will respect both laws written and unwritten.

As in nature, the excess of one thing will lead to a reaction in the opposite direction. So will excessive liberty lead to excess slavery. (Plato) Where there is excessive liberty, people will flock to the tyrant promising protection, for liberty cannot guarantee mercy or fair treatment. According to English philosopher Thomas Hobbes, in a state of nature, man is free to do as he pleases, and this leads to a “war of all against all” that renders human life “solitary, poor, nasty, brutish and short”. (Hobbes) In such an environment, the allure of tyranny would be hard to resist.

And then democracy comes into being after the poor have conquered their opponents, slaughtering some and banishing some, while to the remainder they give an equal share of freedom and power; and this is the form of government in which the magistrates are commonly elected by lot.

- Plato, The Republic, Book VIII

Democracies often have violent beginnings. From the American and French Revolutions to the post-colonial wars of independence, the transition to democracy is often marked by the violent overthrow of a previous regime. This is true even in Western societies in the last century. Of the most notable examples, the German Weimar Republic was established after Bismarck’s Second Reich fell in World War I and the subsequent German Revolution of 1918. The Soviet Union, which began as a “soviet” democracy (Brailsford), was born out of a violent revolution and a following civil war. As with the French Revolution, the ascension to democracy was followed by the execution, or exile, of many members of the previous regime.

What follows is often a period of great optimism and euphoria. Alexis de Tocqueville, in his seminal work Democracy in America, recounts the boundless energy which seemed to animate the American public, where everybody seemed involved in civic endeavor. (de Tocqueville) For some democracies, this period lasts longer than in others. The advent of soviet democracy actually led to economic recovery in the early days of the Soviet Union, where the NEP (New Economic Policy) meant that peasants could actually sell part of their crop either privately or to the state. (Kreis)

Comfort, however, tends to have a deleterious effect on the people who experience it. Plato says as much of the oligarchs, and the democratic man, with his love of unnecessary pleasures, is no different. Eventually, this will create once more that old tension that was present in the oligarchy. (Plato)

And the end is that when they see the people, not of their own accord, but through ignorance, and because they are deceived by informers, seeking to do them wrong, then at last they are forced to become oligarchs in reality; they do not wish to be, but the sting of the drones torments them and breeds revolution in them.

- Plato, The Republic, Book VIII

How does a Western democracy revert to tyranny? One would do well to remember that “totalitarianism” is a 20th century concept. One cannot assume that modernity will breed out the tyrannical tendencies in man. And since the state is but a reflection of the nature of its subjects, the tyrannical state will also remain a fixture, even in modernity.

The new Soviet Union returned to turmoil after the death of its first leader, Vladimir Lenin. Resentment against those who freely profited from the NEP, as well as against the kulaks (independent farmers), boiled over as ideologues attempted to return to a more pristine communism. (Kreis) Even among the ideologues, rifts pitted factions against each other. The result was a ruling class split and divided against itself, with Leon Trotsky on one side, and Joseph Stalin on the other.

The German Weimar Republic collapsed in a different fashion. Despite some economic success and democratic stability from 1923-29, Germany faced a serious economic crisis during the early 1930’s. The Great Depression swept through Europe as it did the US, and Germany was reeling. (Kaes) Suffering Germans, “deceived by informers”, as Plato would put it, and with no strong state to hold to account, lashed out against the people they believed were responsible for their suffering. The common targets were the Treaty of Versailles, and the Jews, whom they believed controlled the world economy.

The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists, and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout, “save us!”…

- Alan Moore, Watchmen #01, 1986

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The National Government will regard it as its first and foremost duty to revive in the nation the spirit of unity and co-operation. It will preserve and defend those basic principles on which our nation has been built.

- Adolf Hitler, Proclamation to the German Nation, February 1, 1933

The people have always some champion whom they set over them and nurse into greatness.

- Plato, The Republic, Book VIII

The democracy, now in shambles and beset by enemies both real and imagined, recoil from freedom and turn to a protector. They nurse the protector, and confer upon him great power. This protector, once having tasted power, tends to consolidate it around himself. Such was the case when Caesar assumed his dictatorship over the Roman Republic. Western democracy has been known to follow the same path. Where a strong man is empowered, the strong man becomes the only man, and everybody else his subjects.

The Soviet Union turned to Stalin, and Stalin consolidated his power by defeating the Germans, purging the government and the intelligentsia and establishing the infamous gulags. Stalin is estimated to have been responsible for anywhere between 9 million to 20 million deaths. (White) The Weimar Republic turned to Adolf Hitler, who was made Chancellor before being elected President and later given absolute power by the representative democratic German Reichstag. Hitler suppressed the various groups he saw as responsible for the decline of democratic Germany, from the Jews to the Gypsies. Both Stalin and Hitler were involved in destructive wars that claimed thousands of lives. Hitler’s genocidal campaign resulted in the deaths of 6 million Jews, along with 3 million Catholic Poles and other ethnic groups. (White)

And he, the protector of whom we spoke, is to be seen, not 'larding the plain' with his bulk, but himself the overthrower of many, standing up in the chariot of State with the reins in his hand, no longer protector, but tyrant absolute.

- Plato, The Republic, Book VIII

After this he lives on, spending his money and labour and time on unnecessary pleasures quite as much as on necessary ones; but if he be fortunate, and is not too much disordered in his wits, when years have elapsed, and the heyday of passion is over—supposing that he then re-admits into the city some part of the exiled virtues, and does not wholly give himself up to their successors—in that case he balances his pleasures and lives in a sort of equilibrium, putting the government of himself into the hands of the one which comes first and wins the turn; and when he has had enough of that, then into the hands of another; he despises none of them but encourages them all equally.

Neither does he receive or let pass into the fortress any true word of advice; if any one says to him that some pleasures are the satisfactions of good and noble desires, and others of evil desires, and that he ought to use and honour some and chastise and master the others—whenever this is repeated to him he shakes his head and says that they are all alike, and that one is as good as another.

- Plato, The Republic, Book VIII

And what of the greatest democratic power in the world? The United States has enjoyed an unbroken history of democratic rule. It is the showcase for democracy, with an often exceptional view of their particular form of government. (Madsen) Can the pathologies that infested and overwhelmed the Weimar Republic and Soviet democracy, born out of excess freedom, ever take root in the United States?

One need only look at the counterculture of 1960’s America to see the roots of these pathologies. The 60’s were the decade of the American Civil Rights movement. In that decade, the success of the minority rights, feminist and homosexual causes created a society of unprecedented freedom and license. However, these freedoms clashed with other freedoms extant in democratic American society, such as the freedom of religion, the freedom of speech and the freedom of assembly. In order to protect their own freedoms, these minority causes turned to the State to guarantee their freedoms. The State complied, as the expense of other more fundamental freedoms.

For example, in 1973, the US Supreme Court imposed on American society the right of every woman to kill her unborn child. This right, favored by government, overshadowed whatever right to life the fetus enjoyed.

With the state privileging petty freedoms over fundamental ones, American society experienced a steady erosion of freedoms. This steady erosion is encapsulated in such things as speech codes (Hudson), discrimination laws (Kantor), “hate crime” legislation (Knight), and a pervasive “political correctness” (Atkinson). What the Orwellian language cannot conceal is that the excesses of freedom has produced a society free to engage in its own decline through the indulgence of “unnecessary pleasures”, but without the freedom to arrest that decline.

The result is an ennui-saturated society that is caught up in an economic recession brought about by both unrestrained consumption and a rising infertility that ensures that there will be no future generation to fuel growth and pay for the consumption of the present. (Goldman) Recently, the executive branch of the US government had been acquiring more power, from the right to wiretap and determine torture policy (via the War on Terror) to unprecedented regulation over the US financial sector (via the Obama Stimulus). A combination of fear over the loss of over-indulged freedoms, combined with an ever-growing reliance on the state to preserve such freedoms, have resulted in an American executive empowered like no other American executive before him. One can almost see what comes next.

I pledge to be a servant to President Obama.

- Ashton Kutcher, “I Pledge”, 2009

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When you break the big laws, you do not get freedom; you do not even get anarchy. You get the small laws.

- G. K. Chesterton, Daily News, 1905

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The excess of liberty, whether in States or individuals, seems only to pass into excess of slavery.

- Plato, The Republic, Book VIII

Plato’s critique of democracy and the excesses of freedom is the product of a remarkable insight into human nature. Man, at his heart, is fallen. Where man indulges in excess, those who come after him react in excess in the opposite direction. Human concupiscence forbids man his Utopia. Ultimately, it will take more than a form of government to ennoble the human being. In fact, it is man who ennobles the state, and not the other way around.

Unfortunately, it seems that Western democracy has gone blind to this truth, for as Plato pointed out, relativism is another one of the democratic man’s traits. However, truth does not rely on belief to remain true. This truth, that the government is only as good as its citizens instead of vice versa and that when given too much freedom, man will choose tyranny, asserts itself in the pastor arrested for the “hate crime” of calling homosexuality immoral, in the business owner shut down for rewarding merit instead of adhering to a race quota, or in the violent dispersal of abortion clinic protesters. Man is his own tyrant.

I was going to observe, that the insatiable desire of this [freedom] and the neglect of other things introduces the change in democracy, which occasions a demand for tyranny.

- Plato, The Republic, Book VIII

 

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Honest College Ad




Always keep this in mind whenever you see a school advertise itself on TV.

Enjoy. :)

College Humor rocks.

Term Limits for Tenured Morons

Here's a predictable American academic, howling out in his comfortable intellectual wilderness, that because of the Church teaching on contraception and condoms, this Pope should be impeached. And, yes, this old bean considers himself Catholic, for some odd reason.

As I detail in my latest book, "Grand Theft Jesus: The Hijacking of Religion in America" (Crown), the cardinal sin of the Catholic Church -- a literally deadly sin, if ever there was one -- is its opposition to birth control. Far from being, as the Church contends, part of its moral doctrine, this policy is, plainly, the immoral doctrine of the Church. The use of condoms is a pro-life position.

I know he's selling a book. But, this crank sounds like the equivalent of Galileo declaring the world to be a mound of cheese. Condoms, whose sole purpose is to prevent the interaction of two bodily fluids, are suddenly "pro-life"? Why, because of the spectacular rate of "success" they've had in African countries where they are the sole solution to fighting HIV? It boggles the mind, what hoops idiots will jump through to stroke a pet shaft.

When the world's most pressing problem is a coming demographic implosion that could worsen an already shaky economic situation, the best thing a so-called academic can come up with is this nonsense? This is ostrich mentality. Although, ostriches do occasionally pop their heads out of the sand.














One of these is supposed to be sentient. My money's on the feathered one.


Let me offer up a counter-proposal. Term limits for tenured morons. This stupidity ought to be grounds for a shit-canning.

And one of these to the face, for good measure. Thanks, Mr. Bale!

Plus, this article made the website of a well-known newspaper. The newspaper industry cannot die fast enough.


Monday, March 16, 2009

And They Said George Bush Was Stupid...

President Superman on reversing Bush's stem cell research policy:

"Our government has forced what I believe is a false choice between sound science and moral values,"

What?  So, there is no choice at all to be made between sound science and moral values? How can somebody elected to the most powerful and influential position on the planet say something so utterly vapid? At least, "misunderestimate" was funny. This is just plain stupid. And that is the charitable interpretation. Because, only two kinds of people can give a statement like that with any level of sincerity: (a) one who is too stupid and naive to know better, or (b) someone who knows it is true because he has no moral values whatsoever.

I'll use stem cells to make me fly! - Obama

"Sound" science involves such wonderful methodology as Dr. Josef "Angel of Death" Mengele's real time experiments with Jewish prisoners, as well as trial runs for the virtues of electroshock therapy. "Sound" science gave us nuclear weapons, Jew-tracking databases, weaponized gas and lobotomy. Anybody with a working knowledge of 20th century history knows that there are occasions wherein one must make a bloody choice between science and moral values. 

If Obama is simply naive and highly misinformed, then can we please stop the "Bush is a moron" jokes? Because there is ample joke fodder sitting in the White House. If Obama is, indeed, bereft of any moral values beyond what science dictates to him, then Heaven help us all. We're just a few steps left to Soylent Green.
 

Sunday, March 15, 2009

World's Cheapest Contract Killing

According to this NY Times article lamenting the dwindling number of abortion specialists:

The average cost for a first-trimester abortion — surgery that typically involves a four-hour stay — was $413 in 2006, said Rachel Jones, a senior researcher at the Guttmacher Institute. Ruth Arick, an abortion care consultant, said: “At many clinics, fees have not changed much since the mid-1970s. The cost was $175 then and I can still find you an abortion for that price in Detroit and Miami.”

Kill 'em young, kill 'em cheap. Maybe it's because a fetus doesn't have that many mob contacts and won't fight back. Either way, world's cheapest hitlist.

But, some of the article's most interesting lines come at the end.

After 33 years, Ms. Baker doesn’t worry, but she is still cautious, having the guard escort her to her car during periods when anti-abortion protest historically flares up — Christmas and Easter; the Jan. 22 Roe v. Wade anniversary; Mother’s Day. Her greatest joy is when a woman tells her, “You make me feel like I’m not a bad person.” Her biggest disappointment is how little has changed since the 1970s. “I used to hope some day, instead of people being so scared and ashamed, that the taint, the stigma, would stop. It has not.”

Wow. Holy Murder Enablers, Batman, she's happiest when she makes a woman "feel" nice about herself for killing her unborn child. It's like a meth zombie telling his dealer "thanks for not making me feel guilty about being a meth zombie". I like her biggest disappointment, though. It seems that women, and the rest of us with the other genitalia, still feel shame over killing little people, and this makes this abortionist feel bad. Who will enable the enabler? Awww, cry me a river.

I hope we continue to treat abortionists the way even pro-slavery Southern society treated slavers; as disgusting people we wouldn't want to have contact with unless absolutely necessary. And, may we one day treat the historical memory of abortionists the same way good people treat the momery of slavers; glad that their kind is dead and buried.

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Watchmen

Rating:★★★★
Category:Movies
Genre: Other
A New Way of Looking at "Watchmen"

Alan Moore allegedly put a curse on this movie, hoping it would fail and taking his name off the credits. His main beef was that he didn't like the adaptation, and that he considered his work incompatible with film. And to some extent, he was right. "V for Vendetta" was horrible. "Watchmen" had to undergo some story revision in order to be crammed into a massive three-hour flick.

Pros

Unlike "V for Vendetta", the story changes managed to retain the spirit of the graphic novel. In a way, the movie even improved on the graphic novel. The absurd and overly-complicated plot line regarding the giant squid (even I can barely believe that statement) is gone, replaced by a far more plausible tachyon reactor scenario. Plus, Director Zack Snyder achieved the near impossible. He managed to make Doctor Manhattan a little bit more likable.

The movie is not quite the graphic novel on screen, but the director managed to make it a nice supplement that will only serve to enhance the Watchmen experience. It is as faithful as it can be for a compressed 3 hour flick, while minimizing the rather weak parts of the graphic novel itself. This movie's relationship to the graphic novel will likely be similar to that of an ideal romantic relationship; they will complement each other.

The visuals are also quite a treat to watch, from the clockwork palace on Mars, to Doctor Manhattan laying waste to the Vietcong to the blaring sounds of Richard Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries. The cliched "Snyder Cam" slow motion technique the director abused in "300" is toned down here, though he can't seem to help himself sometimes.

The soundtrack was mostly awesome, featuring a nice playlist of 70's and 80's hits that are bound to evoke nostalgia in those old enough to recognize them. I mean, "99 Red Balloons" on the eve of a nuclear doomsday? That was funny in a good way. Even some of the gimmicky parts, like the aforementioned implied reference to "Apocalypse Now" and the Ride of the Valkyries, come off as hat-tip tributes rather than cheap imitations.

Oh, and Rorschach rocks balls to the wall!!

Cons

Story-wise, my biggest disappointment was the non-inclusion of Rorschach's most humanizing moment, wherein he spared the woman who set him up when he caught sight of her kids.

Visually, the "Snyder Cam" was still annoying, and doubly so when Snyder used it in a love scene. (Didn't he learn from that horrible love scene in "300" that he butchered with the same technique?) Plus, there were far too many man ass and male genitalia sightings. One sighting is one too many, and the movie had more than one.

And continuing with Snyder's seeming inability to handle love scenes, the soundtrack falters with the love scenes, especially the one onboard the Archimedes. Come on, "Hallelujah" with every awkward pelvic thrust? How hammy and stupid can it get?

Overall, the movie is a somewhat different creature from the graphic novel it came from. But in a rare instance, the fact that it is does not detriment from the overall merit of the film.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Live Forever, Mr. Spengler!

Here's a man (behind a pseudonym) who articulates well something I've always believed. At the heart of the worst recession in recent memory is more than just poor mortgages and housing busts. It is the culture of death. Simply put, a society's strength, be it social, economic or political, is in the family, because the family is the source of the future generation. A society with no children is a society that will soon be without wealth. The US recession is more than an economic crisis. It is a moral crisis coming home to roost.

The first thing that conservatives have to tell Americans is: “You are poorer because you failed to raise enough children. The decline of the traditional family is undermining the American economy.”

We'd best ponder that, before the morons who lead us decide it would be a good idea to render into law the decimation of our future generations by fiat. Rep. Lagman doesn't know the magnitude of the demon he is bargaining with. And he, and all who think like him, are planning to throw us all in with him.

Update: The name was changed from "Spengler" to "David Goldman". Glad to know the man's real name at last. :D

Monday, March 2, 2009

2010 Presidential Elections Pop Art Posters

Considering the circus coming our way this 2010, I'm going to start the party early by presenting some possible cheap pop art posters potential presidential candidates for the next election can use free of charge. Hey, if Obama can do it, so can you, people!

Panfilo Lacson - Lost last time due to FPJ, but can come roaring back next year. May or may not shy away from fascist rhetoric and the urge to raise arm in salute.
























Bayani Fernando
- Cleaned up the MMDA, messed up the MMFF, and is hated by motorists, movie moguls and sidewalk vendors throughout the capital. Outside Manila, it's Bayani who?
























Loren Legarda
- The best her party can field is a fucking tree hugger.

Francis Escudero - Probably the most Obama-like of the candidates. No experience, with all the charisma of a successful ice-seller in Alaska, but without the special race to make him unique. Only credential is voting "nay" to various Administration initiatives and looking like an overrated rock star.
























Noli de Castro
- Current (is he still around?) vice president, and front-running administration candidate. Doesn't say much, likely due to poor grasp of any language outside of Tagalog. The Filipino answer to Ron Burgundy.

 
Joseph "Erap" Estrada - Deposed president. Set records for corruption and incompetence while in office. Has enough face blubber and money to run again.

Jinggoy Estrada - Horrible movie actor and son of Erap. Nothing more.

Jejomar Binay - Lord of the fiefdom of Makati. Seeks to impose rule over entire Philippines. Wants to change Philippine flag to gigantic yellow "B" logo.

Manny Villar - Both administration and opposition. Both yin and yang. Both rich and poor. A walking paradoxical dichotomy threatening fabric of time and space and the principle of non-contradiction.

Mar Roxas - Once known to curse at an opposition rally. Other than that, has a semi-hot girlfriend.

Antonio Trillanes IV - Traitor. Haven't they hanged him yet? I want to watch.

And finally, (and this is just a rumor) the darkest of dark horses in the history of Philippine dark horse racing...err...elections... Kris Aquino!!
























That's it, folks! Only in the Philippines can such a collection of losers, charlatans and morons all run for the honor of leading us into ruin! Hopefully, we've offended partisans of all stripes. We certainly had fun trying to do so.

Many thanks to the Obama icon generator of Paste Magazine!

Cheap pop art! It wins elections!

Sunday, March 1, 2009

You're A Good Man, Charlie Bok!


I loved the show! Most fun I've had watching a Kultura production.

Bok wasn't even acting. If Charlie Brown had been born in the opposite hemisphere, he'd be Bok.

The script for this one had all the magic a Schulz comic strip had to offer. I loved Peanuts. :D

I'm watching again.

Create Cheap Pop Art!

Lots of fun...