Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Speaking of Devils

Dante's Inferno is coming to a game platform near you!

Check it out!

It seems to me that there is a flaw in the overall game concept. Apparently, the game developers mistook Dante Alighieri for Dante from Devil May Cry.

Good Lord, I don't think the morons even read the book!

They just took the premise of a jaunt through Hell and ran with it. (What, no sequels? Purgatorio? Paradiso?)

But, for all these flaws, I'm just glad Dante the Crusader (!!!!!!) is a good guy. A Crusader who's a good guy! Finally!

BTW, yes, Crusader Dante is out to rescue Beatrice's soul from the clutches of Satan.

I think a few of my brain cells just died.

This game is brought to you by Electronic Arts, the same people who ruined Maxis and your expensive college education.

7 comments:

  1. That's "a few brain cells" you wont be getting back any time soon! :D Hhahahahah! I cant believe what they did! :P Hahaha! But this looks like an interesting game to play since Diablo 3 isnt out yet. :D

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  2. oh! no virgil? i hope there is virgil! :D

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  3. Maybe Virgil will end up like Navi was to Link in Orcarina of Time. lol.

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  4. Virgil will probably end up a cute little imp creature like those pets in Fate.

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  5. I wonder what the Lit Teacher will think about this.

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  6. that's a whole new can of worms.

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