Not Quite Unforseen

Apparently, married women who grow sullen without Edward Cullen tend to make mince meat of their marriages. One more reason to hack off Stephanie Meyer's writing (typing) hand(s).

These two are supposed to be lovers. Yes, Meyer's fans are that creepy.

I guess sparkly vampires really can suck the life out of something, even if its the marriage of some malcontent with a vagina.

The article does get one thing wrong, though. Or rather, one of the quoted "scientists" is wrong. I've never met a man who would turn down sex with his wife over the performance of his favorite sports team. So that analogy is a wash.