The Groan You Hear is Me...

You would think that a woman who knows she is the dream girl of a subset of the population who subsist primarily on meat and cheese (pizza and hot pockets) would know better. But, noooooo....

Stupid Olivia Munn decides to get naked for PETA.



To honor her stupidity, view her nakedness while munching on a recently-slaughtered, deep fried former poultry of your choice.

Or, do it while watching a bear juggling bowling pins. Circuses are actually fun.

PS
Say what you will about Olivia Wilde, but she has not, to my knowledge, ever posed naked for these monsters. So there. (Though, it may just be a matter of time.)