Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Will There Be a Month For My Deviant Desires?

June, according to America's Superhero-in-chief, is GLBT Pride month. Can somebody run me through the logic of this?

So, we're celebrating a group's sexual perversions for no good reason. What about the perversions of the wider population?

July: National Pedophile Pride Month
August: National Guys Who Like Girls With Eyeglasses Pride Month
September: National Guys Who Like Girls in Sci-Fi Uniforms Pride Month
October: National Guys Who Like Watching Lesbians Pride Month
November: National Donkey Show Pride Month
December: National Furry Pride Month

11 comments:

  1. Walang bang Straight Pride parade!
    Puta naman!
    We straight! Don't HATE!

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  2. lol. lagay mo sa isang pin or somethign

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  3. Just felt the urge to share: This reminds me of that time when I saw a flamboyantly gay dude romantically holding hands with what seemed like a perfectly straight girl. "Lesbian relationship". Nyahahaha.

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  4. lol!!

    Unfortunately, we won't have any men wearing saddles to parade around.

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  5. I wonder who wears the tight-fitting pants in that relationship....

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  6. Huwag naman pare. July ang birthday ko e...

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  7. "July: National Pedophile Pride Month"
    Huwag naman, pre. July ang birthday ko e!

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  8. "January: National Tentacle Pride Month"

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